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cruncheesey 

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.
Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)
cruncheesey by jpg3 January 25, 2014

crunchbang 

A very popular sex act in Japan that involves banging a prostitute dressed in anime while eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal.
Toshi woke up next to a pile of vomit this morning because he was crunchbanging that chick until 4am last night.
crunchbang by ahornysockpuppet February 11, 2013

Crunchbite 

The great destroyer, an alien named crunchbite. The name was later changed to Fluffy: The alien that only loves.
Caboose: I think I will call him "crunchbite".

Andy: Ahhh, that’s a stupid name.

Caboose: Ahh, well, I think its better than your suggestion, crunchbite is---.

Church: Caboose, who are you talking to---Holy Shit!

Crunchbite: blarg!

crunchtastic 

adj: That which contains properties or components of being highly crunchy
crunchtastic by jack spencer October 5, 2003

Crunchgasm 

The intense feeling of gratification you get once you have stepped on a crunchy leaf. It doesn't have to be just one leaf, it can also refer to the feeling you get when you jump into a pile of crunchy leaves.
I had a mind-blowing crunchgasm when I jumped into that pile of crunchy leaves!!
Crunchgasm by Troy Harris February 13, 2009

crunchbang 

1) When a computer crashes. 2) A linux distro with the logo "#!"
Dude, that will crunchbang your computer.
crunchbang by C_House October 31, 2009