crunchbase
crunchbase by demogbron September 22, 2021
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cruncheesey
cruncheesey by jpg3 January 25, 2014
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crunchbang
A very popular sex act in Japan that involves banging a prostitute dressed in anime while eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal.
Toshi woke up next to a pile of vomit this morning because he was crunchbanging that chick until 4am last night.
crunchbang by ahornysockpuppet February 11, 2013
Crunchbite
The great destroyer, an alien named crunchbite. The name was later changed to Fluffy: The alien that only loves.
Caboose: I think I will call him "crunchbite".
Andy: Ahhh, that’s a stupid name.
Caboose: Ahh, well, I think its better than your suggestion, crunchbite is---.
Church: Caboose, who are you talking to---Holy Shit!
Crunchbite: blarg!
Andy: Ahhh, that’s a stupid name.
Caboose: Ahh, well, I think its better than your suggestion, crunchbite is---.
Church: Caboose, who are you talking to---Holy Shit!
Crunchbite: blarg!
Crunchbite by minerzero69@hotmail.com November 26, 2006
crunchtastic
crunchtastic by jack spencer October 5, 2003
Crunchgasm
The intense feeling of gratification you get once you have stepped on a crunchy leaf. It doesn't have to be just one leaf, it can also refer to the feeling you get when you jump into a pile of crunchy leaves.
Crunchgasm by Troy Harris February 13, 2009
crunchbang
crunchbang by C_House October 31, 2009
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