crumptin

A fat old man who is taking a dump on your front lawn.

"Mommy, what is that old man doing on our front lawn?"
"He is being a crumptin today"

by mr. Mc doont December 11, 2008

Crumping

Crumping is a full body twerk which involves a lot of core muscles

Girl1: You’ll never guess what I learnt?
Girl2: wha?
Girl1: I’m rlly good at crumping!

by RainyRose April 28, 2020

Crumping

Walking over freshly fallen snow; so called because of the ‘crump’ noise that your footsteps make as you walk. Note: This is totally different to Trumping which is stamping over everything while talking loudly of things you know nothing about.

The clouds have cleared away, let’s go crumping.

by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016

Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin

One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit.

hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house!

by huckabee January 11, 2008

Fudge Crumpling

verb. To crumple ones fudge.

The act of anal penetration with the intent to compact fecal matter.

To perform a sexual act with extreme pressure and force upon the rear cavity.

Sodomy and melted chocolate.

Also known as Fudge Crumplin'

Hey Susie, how about I come over later and crumple your fudge again?

What am I eating here, packed shit or crumpled fudge!

Bruce enjoys a good fudge crumpling.

by squirrelgunz August 18, 2009

crumpin

a dance that started appearing in LA clubs, which was originally done by clowns (no lie!). it was popularized in the missy elliot video, "i'm really really hot."

damn look at them kids crumpin on the floor.

by tre September 11, 2004

crumpkin

Getting a blow job while doing crunches. That's motivation.

While doing some of his 3000 crunches a day, Rinaldo gets a crumpkin from Kim Kardashian.

by dc43 July 19, 2010