crumpton
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crumpton
The act of hitting your hand over and over in a conversation.
Your left hand is flat while your right hand is straight up, like a karate chop kinda thing.
Your hands should look like an upside down T if done correctly.
Mainly used when you want to get someones attention during a converstation, or just a habit.
Your left hand is flat while your right hand is straight up, like a karate chop kinda thing.
Your hands should look like an upside down T if done correctly.
Mainly used when you want to get someones attention during a converstation, or just a habit.
crumpton by pr3ttyb0y!?! March 14, 2010
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crumpton • mr crumpton • Crompton • crampton • Chumpton • Clumpton • Cromptonite • crumptin • Crumpting • Nick Crompton
mr crumpton
A person who usually has a spot on the side of their nose and has a phone in his top pocket recording people at school
mr crumpton by Me crumptons fave person December 17, 2018
Nick Crompton
Nick Crompton by SuicidalGinger #01 July 27, 2017
Nick Crompton
Yes i can rap and no im not from compton.......
EnGlaND iS My cITy
Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.
EnGlaND iS My cITy
Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.
Example 1: hows your collar today?
Nick Crompton: Poppin
Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)
Nick Crompton: England
What city?
Nick Crompton: England
.........
England is my City
Nick Crompton: Poppin
Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)
Nick Crompton: England
What city?
Nick Crompton: England
.........
England is my City
Nick Crompton by Lil buss August 12, 2017
Nick Crompton
A famous Poet from The City Of England who eats way too much, pretends to be famous and hip, and also whose collar stays poppin
Nick Crompton by LookAtThisGraph August 22, 2017
Nick Crompton
someone who thinks england is his city and is on jakes song, but we all now he’s not from compton now and his collar stays poppin
Nick Crompton by nigger faggot123 July 6, 2017
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