Crumpin’

Crumpin’ is when you accidentally or purposely shit yourself mid hump.

Don’t forget to hose off after a good crumpin’!

Crumpin’ is a blumpkin on roids.

Better lay down a towel I feel a good crumpin’ coming.

I shit myself again… no honey that was a good crumpin’.

by R0gue Ch0de January 22, 2024

Crumpin’

When you accidentally or purposely shit yourself mid hump.

1) I shit myself again…no honey that was a good crumpin’!

2) Better lay a towel down… I feel a crumpin’ a coming.

3) Crumpin’ is a blumpkin on roids.

4) That was such a hard crumpin’ it ran down my cleggs.

by R0gue Ch0de January 22, 2024

crumpin

a dance that started appearing in LA clubs, which was originally done by clowns (no lie!). it was popularized in the missy elliot video, "i'm really really hot."

damn look at them kids crumpin on the floor.

by tre September 11, 2004

crumpin'

Expressing your blackness through out of control body movements, to much for a white person to handle

he wuz crumpin' so hard last night, all them crackas were staring

by Gavit January 7, 2010

Crumpin'

1) When your girlfriend or any other girl of interest including a potential bang or even your mother starts bitchin, complaining, nagging, or failing to know her role. In most cases, there is no reason for this act of crumpin and it usually comes out of nowhere.

2) Any annoyance or complaint that comes out of a female's dirty mouth.

3) An accumilation of bitching. Even if your best friend is complaining you can tell him, "Stop crumpin. You sound like my girlfirend."

Girlfriend: "Where are you. I thought we were supposed to eat lunch together today. Seriousy, I'm getting sick of this. Whaaa Whaaa Whaaa."

You: "Bitch...stop your fuckin crumpin'. I'm playin (insert your game of choice {ex: FIFA/Madden} here.) I'll see you later."

by Andrew and David December 23, 2007

Crumpin

a very gay dance that clowns use to get sex

the clown was crumpin when he was bangin the girl

by stan April 12, 2006

crumpin

"crazy humpin"

usually a dance move, and not a very good one.

look at that fool what's he doin?

he's crumpin.

by Leez September 2, 2005