crumpkin 

Getting a blow job while doing crunches. That's motivation.

While doing some of his 3000 crunches a day, Rinaldo gets a crumpkin from Kim Kardashian.

crumpkin by dc43 July 19, 2010

Crumpkin 

The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.

After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!

Crumpkin by Pam Landry July 7, 2009

Crumpkin 

The act of recieving oral sex while deficating (taking a dump) and smoking crack. An evolution of the Blumpkin.

woman 1: I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. Any ideas?
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin?
woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year.
woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin?
woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack...

Crumpkin by RefinedAndDefined January 10, 2010

Crumpkin 

A blowjob/head while in the toilet taking a dump.

“This bad bitch named Zaliyah gave me a crumpkin yesterday.”

Crumpkin by Biggernalls November 28, 2021

crumpkin 

a delicious, cream cheese filled pumpkin bar created by North Port Fishington Cookie Factory.

Dude: Hey man you wanna go to the cafe?
Dude2: Hell Yeah! They've got those Crumpkins right? Those are my jawn!
Dude: Word. Best jawns ever!
Dude2: If I could hump a season it would definitely be fall.

crumpkin by mikelanders September 30, 2010

Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin  

One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit.

hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house!

Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin by huckabee January 11, 2008

Speed Crumpkin

To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.

See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump

Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."

Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"

Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."

Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"

Speed Crumpkin by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 11, 2010