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crammage 

A large ammount of crap that is tightly crammed into a relatively small space.
Joe couldn't close his locker because of all the crammage.
crammage by Ben November 20, 2002
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cummage is a term that defines an explosive orgasm. when one reaches a state of an exquisite climax and surpassed a mediocre cum. cummage is a term to describe a much more violent cum in the female genitalia region whether that be by the stimulus of the g-spot or by clitoral stimulation (cunnilingus) it can similarily represent an action of 'squirting' or 'spilling' her vaginal juices after multiple orgasms. it is the high intensity of the orgasm that differentiates the simple act of cumming and cummage.
i experienced a massive cummage that was building up during sexual intercourse. my pussy was so wet it just exploded all over the bed. what a cummage!
cummage by legeisha June 3, 2010

Crummaging 

Crummaging: (corruption of the word scrummaging) The act of searching for and then stealing the minuscule crumbs covered in flavor from the bottom of another's chip packet.
I was eating my Doritos the other day and then Mitch lent over and started crummaging. What a dick.
Crummaging by jnizo September 30, 2010

Crumbage 

The crumbs that fall down one's cleavage while eating.
"Man, I've been having a lot of crumbage today."
Crumbage by Ladybug25 October 9, 2012
When you have huge ejaculation and the force of your cum causes damage to something in the house
I was banging Maria last night and as I blew my load sideways over her tits my cum knocked the photo frame off her bedside table – caused some serious cummage
Cummage by Cumm dumpa July 24, 2013

Worsal cummage 

When cum dries in the hair to make it stick out like Worsal's straw wig.
Pulled it out of her mouth and jazzed in her barnet. Ten minutes later she looked like Worsal Cummage.
Worsal cummage by Tigermoff October 21, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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