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rummaging 

When you lose a small vibrator inside yourself and have to go rummaging to get it out.
jeez I almost had to call the doctor to find my silver bullet last night. All good with a bit of rummaging though.
rummaging by texasco April 24, 2014
Bro, I was banging this chick while listening to Coldplay and I ended up crumming, shit was beautiful.
Crumming by I am a mouse March 18, 2017
When you cum and a part of your body cramps simultaneously causing a painful orgasm
I was about to cum but then my hip cramped up, next thing I know I'm crumming all over her
Crumming by chickenhead80 December 19, 2014
The simultaneous act of cumming and crying
guy 1: you ever cry while busting a nut?
guy 2: yeah like 11 times
guy 1: it’s called crumming-wait what the fuck?
guy 2: yeah 6 times were tears of joy, 4 were because the clarity hit hard, and the last one was because the velocity of the load was so high it got in my eye and got infected
Crumming by chucklestheclummer August 5, 2022
A person who smells, or sniffs dead people's farts.
-"Where was Dirty Dave last night Bill?" "He was commaging in the morgue of course." "Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy."

-"Have you heard of this new trend that's been happening"? "What the atkins diet?" "No smelling dead people's farts...... you know, commaging."

-"Ahhhh, don't you just love your own brand of farts?" "No, I prefer dead people's."
Commaging by Zebraman September 17, 2007
The act of crying while having an orgasm.
Dona: How did it go with Jerry last night? Reba: Oh it was fine until he started crumming.
CRUMMING by JTOTHEHIGH October 6, 2016