Guy 1: Did you see that? Your girl just hockey checked that chick, and then smashed through a wall. Dude, she was screaming like a bull and her veins were almost popping off all over.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got pms, and she's on one of her crampages again
Johnathan: Agh oogh augh! I camed so much! There is so much cammage all over me!
Johnathan's Mother walking in Johnathan's Room: What the fuck did you with your vienna sausage John? There is so much cammage in your room!