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The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.
Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.
Cumbagel by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010
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CHUMBAGE 

CHUMBAGE, is something huge and totally bitching, like a tank.

Should always be in capitals to signify it's total dudeness.

Pronounced 'chumb-age', with a hard, prominent 'B'.
Say "bidge" then say "chum-bidge" and you've pronounced it.

Abbreviation; CHUMBIN'
Guy 1: 'I just bought a 50" HDTV, but I dont like it, so you can have it.'

Guy 2: 'WOAH, fuckin' CHUMBAGE!'
CHUMBAGE by Ricey_ July 22, 2006
n. the mixture of crumbs and bits that are left over in the bottom of a cereal box that is not worth eating. It has a similar texture to pencil shavings and eraser pieces.
The milky crubage is not good! We need new cereal, mom!
crubage by Jelly & Aneezy January 27, 2009

CHUMBAGE 

CHUMBAGE, is something huge and totally bitching, like a tank.

Should always be in capitals to signify it's total dudeness.

Pronounced 'chumb-age', with a hard, prominent 'B'.
Say "bidge" then say "chum-bidge" and you've pronounced it.

Abrviation. CHUMBIN'
Guy 1: 'I just bought a 50" HDTV, but I dont like it, so you can have it.'

Guy 2: 'WOAH, fuckin' CHUMBAGE!'
CHUMBAGE by Ricey_ September 8, 2008

crummage 

(n)The crumbs added to a recipe by a chef.
(v)The act of adding crumbs to a dish.
(n) The meatloaf needs more crummage on top.
(v) Chef, crummage the scallops and then baste them.
crummage by Terry2 September 15, 2006

crumpage 

when a man sits down and the trouser material around his groin bunches up to make like a front wedgie
"Aww shit dude i got major crumpage going on"