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crumbkake 

Where you crumble up a cookie and sprinkle it on someone’s face
Dude Josh was fapping to crumbkake the other day!
crumbkake by Goodgreifs June 26, 2024

Crumbage 

The crumbs that fall down one's cleavage while eating.
"Man, I've been having a lot of crumbage today."
Crumbage by Ladybug25 October 9, 2012

crumbshaker 

The act of masterbation after a period of time where inadequate personal hygiene results in an accumulation of smegma in the mammalian genitals, causing a "snowstorm" effect to occur.

Aptly co-termed: "dick-blizzard".
"Have we got any icing sugar?", she enquired.
"...Give me a minute, I've got a crumbshaker brewing".

upside-down crumbcake 

the appearance of your anal sphincter when you are pushing out or bending over and spreading your cheeks
that chick i hooked up with was so naughty that before she sat on my face she made sure I got a good hard look at her upside-down crumbcake when she straddled my face.

crumbucket 

Reffered to as a friend. The same as "Homeboy" and "homeslice"
person 1: what up crumbucket hows it hangin?
person 2: its hangin to the left bud
crumbucket by Christopher T-D March 5, 2008
To fail at the squatty dance of Rasputin
I can’t do that dance, I would crumake
Crumake by kpearl August 2, 2020