Crumbkake

Crumbkakke, where multiple people dump ropey loads of any type of crumb on someone's face.

Crumbkake videos are the only thing that arouses me anymore.

by JohnC45 January 2, 2024

crumbkake

Where you crumble up a cookie and sprinkle it on someone’s face

Dude Josh was fapping to crumbkake the other day!

by Goodgreifs June 26, 2024

Crumbage

The crumbs that fall down one's cleavage while eating.

"Man, I've been having a lot of crumbage today."

by Ladybug25 October 9, 2012

crumbshaker

The act of masterbation after a period of time where inadequate personal hygiene results in an accumulation of smegma in the mammalian genitals, causing a "snowstorm" effect to occur.

Aptly co-termed: "dick-blizzard".

"Have we got any icing sugar?", she enquired.
"...Give me a minute, I've got a crumbshaker brewing".

by RaddickRam&etharrrn May 14, 2013

upside-down crumbcake

the appearance of your anal sphincter when you are pushing out or bending over and spreading your cheeks

that chick i hooked up with was so naughty that before she sat on my face she made sure I got a good hard look at her upside-down crumbcake when she straddled my face.

by patthebat August 4, 2010

crumbucket

Reffered to as a friend. The same as "Homeboy" and "homeslice"

person 1: what up crumbucket hows it hangin?
person 2: its hangin to the left bud

by Christopher T-D March 5, 2008

Crumake

To fail at the squatty dance of Rasputin

I can’t do that dance, I would crumake

by kpearl August 2, 2020