squatty

The quality of being squatty: to have compressed features, to be wider than tall.

Doanld's girlfriend is squatty.

by Jay 2 the 4Skin October 18, 2006

Squatty

What you call a girl that's between 5'2 and 5'5 with a fat ass and thighs that's been acting like a bitch.

Female (with a fat ass of course): Why you gotta drink and smoke all the time? You're never gonna do shit acting like that. You better clean up your act.

Male: The fuck? I only do that shit on the weekend. Bitch, you squatty.

by TheFakeMantiTeo May 21, 2015

squatty

A word used to describe an accountant who works at a large midwestern company

Remember Ron who used to work here, he was very squatty.

by Micah A. January 12, 2008

squatty potty

A stool for a better stool!

Did you get the new squatty potty?

by ajcollins15 March 10, 2016

squatty body

A girl that is short and has a thick, big butt but is otherwise pretty skinny. They wear jeans a lot and they look really good in them.

Squatty body got it goin on.

by arrow_keys September 28, 2005

Squatty Potty

Sex Position: guy sitting on toilet taking a poop while the girl is on top reverse cowgirl.

“My favorite position is the squatty potty. Really helps with my constipation!”

by Billy Bob Barley March 31, 2021

squatty potty

Another name for the Carolina squat, the front of the truck is in the air likes it's taking a shit on the squatty potty

"hey look at that truck there"

"it looks like it's on the squatty potty

by holy malards September 13, 2021