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Crumbkakke 

When you crumble up a bunch of cookies and sprinkle them over someone's face.
Man: "I know you don't like traditional cakes, so instead we got you this!"

multiple men wearing sun glasses and grey wolf shirts on enter and surround your girlfriend. They each take turns pouring handfuls of crumbled Oreos over her face. She gleefully holds her tongue out and closes her eyes

Man: Happy Birthday! Hope you're enjoying your Crumbkakke!
Crumbkakke by Kaotek Kowbell June 12, 2024

crumbkakke 

The act of crumbling up a bunch of cookies and sprinkling it all over someone's face, replacing the cum in the sexual act of bukakke. This term was coined by Spencer Agnew of Smosh.
"I do not partake in that, you know that. I do not fap, I do not watch crumbkakke" -- the Chosen (Smosh Games - Chosen Trivial Pursuits)
crumbkakke by ykwtdwtbfbwww June 15, 2024

upside-down crumbcake 

the appearance of your anal sphincter when you are pushing out or bending over and spreading your cheeks
that chick i hooked up with was so naughty that before she sat on my face she made sure I got a good hard look at her upside-down crumbcake when she straddled my face.

crumbcakes 

the best anti-swearword ever!
Oh crumbcakes! I lost my calculator before the final exam!
crumbcakes by anti-swearwordomnom January 27, 2011

Vagius Crumbcake 

1. a friend that is considred the bitch out of your group.
2. A name for Hitz.
3. A vagina with genital warts.
1. He is def a the Vagius Crumbcake.
3. She had bad Vagius Crumbcake
Vagius Crumbcake by Freddy June 11, 2006

apple crumbcake 

A man pisses and rubs shit all over her face, grabs a handfull of nuts and smashes it into her face.
Dude, i gave that girl an apple crumbcake last weekend. it was great.
apple crumbcake by PMS crew November 30, 2006