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Crumbkakke 

When you crumble up a bunch of cookies and sprinkle them over someone's face.
Man: "I know you don't like traditional cakes, so instead we got you this!"

multiple men wearing sun glasses and grey wolf shirts on enter and surround your girlfriend. They each take turns pouring handfuls of crumbled Oreos over her face. She gleefully holds her tongue out and closes her eyes

Man: Happy Birthday! Hope you're enjoying your Crumbkakke!
Crumbkakke by Kaotek Kowbell June 12, 2024

crumbkakke 

The act of crumbling up a bunch of cookies and sprinkling it all over someone's face, replacing the cum in the sexual act of bukakke. This term was coined by Spencer Agnew of Smosh.
"I do not partake in that, you know that. I do not fap, I do not watch crumbkakke" -- the Chosen (Smosh Games - Chosen Trivial Pursuits)
crumbkakke by ykwtdwtbfbwww June 15, 2024

upside-down crumbcake 

the appearance of your anal sphincter when you are pushing out or bending over and spreading your cheeks
that chick i hooked up with was so naughty that before she sat on my face she made sure I got a good hard look at her upside-down crumbcake when she straddled my face.

crumbcakes 

the best anti-swearword ever!
Oh crumbcakes! I lost my calculator before the final exam!
crumbcakes by anti-swearwordomnom January 27, 2011

Vagius Crumbcake 

1. a friend that is considred the bitch out of your group.
2. A name for Hitz.
3. A vagina with genital warts.
1. He is def a the Vagius Crumbcake.
3. She had bad Vagius Crumbcake
Vagius Crumbcake by Freddy June 11, 2006

apple crumbcake 

A man pisses and rubs shit all over her face, grabs a handfull of nuts and smashes it into her face.
Dude, i gave that girl an apple crumbcake last weekend. it was great.
apple crumbcake by PMS crew November 30, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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