Cuiced

A person who has tried to commit suicide but failed.

"Patient has committed his third cuiced this week, who is giving him the rope back?"

by IwillCommitCuiced June 12, 2022

cruiced

when you are so incredibly high that you feel like jesus on the cross

"dude, are you high yet?"
"i'm so fuckin cruiced that there's a crowd of angry jews after me right now"

by iliketogetcruiced August 18, 2011

cuced

Fucked

Shit dude I just got cuced

by Nuggets lover March 8, 2017

CUCed

When you have consistently and repeatedly been scammed out of your C.U.C.s in Cuba because you're a foreigner. The result is you have been CUCed out of your money.

The taxi drivers CUCed me out of 5 CUCs every night when they pretended they don't have change.

by HavanaDefined August 15, 2019

cruiced

When your getting raped on cod or your fucked up

Holy shit i’m too cruiced to drive drunk

by Cruxification April 22, 2024