Cruised

To fail at a simple task, derived from a old definition of the word which was getting angry after being shown a picture of Tom Cruise.

Man, Tristan failed his spelling bee, he just got Cruised.

by tom Cruise Worshipper March 1, 2021

cruised

Finding a movie, book, article, website, and/or song that you would normally find entertaining or interesting but because of the creator, author or performer's personality you lose interest in watching, reading, or listening to said media. Also known as "The Tom Cruise Effect"

"Val Kilmer totally cruised that movie for me, so I'll wait to see it at the dollar movie theater."

by slarti May 17, 2006

tom cruised

the act of manipulation, religious force feeding, and or impregnated and left to be a single parent.

Hey Jennifer!
I heard Kevin Tom Cruised you real, real bad.
Oh well, go change my car oil you cunt

by Christian Hates People who read his name December 20, 2007

Tom Cruised

When you are excessively excited. This can be for anything - a new love, a movie premiere, marrying a woman who could be your granddaughter, a fake religion, etc.

"I want to take a nap before the concert, but I'm just too Tom Cruised for it."

by feralwinky February 5, 2010

Ruse Cruised

Ruse Cruise means to get trolled by being bombarded with knockoff memes, usually from an anon account. Once you've been Ruse Cruised, there's no way to get rid of it. It's a neverending hailstorm, brother.

"My inbox is blowing up- I got Ruse Cruised last night and it hasn't let up since!"

by RuseCruise September 2, 2014

Tom Cruised It

A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.

“How did Zach break his tailbone”

“Oh he Tom Cruised It last week”

by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021

Taio Cruised

having your heart broken or having broken someone's heart. can be used in the possessive "ing"

you wanna break up? your Taio Cruising me!

my ex-girlfriend Taio Cruised me a couple days ago

by coolioroboto November 1, 2010