cruined 

When an item is crushed and ruined at the same time.

(My niece was given a gift that came in a box. She took the gift out and stomped mercilessly on the box proclaiming she had "cruined it" Ella Rose age 3)

The Elmo toy box was cruined by the excited three year old.

cruined by Jamiegets December 1, 2015

tom cruised 

the act of manipulation, religious force feeding, and or impregnated and left to be a single parent.

Hey Jennifer!
I heard Kevin Tom Cruised you real, real bad.
Oh well, go change my car oil you cunt

tom cruised by Christian Hates People who read his name December 20, 2007

Cruised 

To fail at a simple task, derived from a old definition of the word which was getting angry after being shown a picture of Tom Cruise.

Man, Tristan failed his spelling bee, he just got Cruised.

Cruised by tom Cruise Worshipper March 1, 2021

Tom Cruised 

When you are excessively excited. This can be for anything - a new love, a movie premiere, marrying a woman who could be your granddaughter, a fake religion, etc.

"I want to take a nap before the concert, but I'm just too Tom Cruised for it."

Tom Cruised by feralwinky February 5, 2010

Ruse Cruised 

Ruse Cruise means to get trolled by being bombarded with knockoff memes, usually from an anon account. Once you've been Ruse Cruised, there's no way to get rid of it. It's a neverending hailstorm, brother.

"My inbox is blowing up- I got Ruse Cruised last night and it hasn't let up since!"

Ruse Cruised by RuseCruise September 2, 2014

cruiced 

when you are so incredibly high that you feel like jesus on the cross

"dude, are you high yet?"
"i'm so fuckin cruiced that there's a crowd of angry jews after me right now"

cruiced by iliketogetcruiced August 18, 2011

Tom Cruised It 

A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.

“How did Zach break his tailbone”

“Oh he Tom Cruised It last week”

Tom Cruised It by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021