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tom cruised 

the act of manipulation, religious force feeding, and or impregnated and left to be a single parent.
Hey Jennifer!
I heard Kevin Tom Cruised you real, real bad.
Oh well, go change my car oil you cunt
To fail at a simple task, derived from a old definition of the word which was getting angry after being shown a picture of Tom Cruise.
Man, Tristan failed his spelling bee, he just got Cruised.

Tom Cruised 

When you are excessively excited. This can be for anything - a new love, a movie premiere, marrying a woman who could be your granddaughter, a fake religion, etc.
"I want to take a nap before the concert, but I'm just too Tom Cruised for it."
Tom Cruised by feralwinky February 5, 2010

Ruse Cruised 

Ruse Cruise means to get trolled by being bombarded with knockoff memes, usually from an anon account. Once you've been Ruse Cruised, there's no way to get rid of it. It's a neverending hailstorm, brother.
"My inbox is blowing up- I got Ruse Cruised last night and it hasn't let up since!"
Ruse Cruised by RuseCruise September 2, 2014
when you are so incredibly high that you feel like jesus on the cross
"dude, are you high yet?"
"i'm so fuckin cruiced that there's a crowd of angry jews after me right now"
cruiced by iliketogetcruiced August 18, 2011

Tom Cruised It 

A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.
“How did Zach break his tailbone”

“Oh he Tom Cruised It last week”
Tom Cruised It by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
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