crotchroll
When, at a sporting event, someone is doing pre or post-game stretching on the ground and rolls onto your waterbottle such that his/her crotch area contacts it.
crotchroll by anvildoc July 26, 2009
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crotchrotting circle
A small gathering of men. Central is the discussion of tools, power tools, and crotchrot.
Antonym: Crochetting Circle
Antonym: Crochetting Circle
crotchrotting circle by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004
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Crotchdropling
Crotchdropling by Merl July 22, 2007
crotchrocket
Term used to describe sportbikes., which are street bikes derived from race-bike technology. Often used in a derogatory manner.
crotchrocket by Milo May 23, 2003
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crotchmullet
A crotchmullet is simply a reference to the miraculous gradual lenghtening of hair of the male or female genetalia, where the common expression "business in front" refers to the frontal region, and "party in the back" refers to the increased length of hair toward the anal region.
"Hey Tonya, can you pass me the clippers and a mirror, I have to trim my crotchmullet so Howard will go down on me."
crotchmullet by Laney&Jason May 30, 2006
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