crotchroll

When, at a sporting event, someone is doing pre or post-game stretching on the ground and rolls onto your waterbottle such that his/her crotch area contacts it.

"Hey dude, you just crotchrolled my water bottle!"

by anvildoc July 26, 2009

crotchrotting circle

A small gathering of men. Central is the discussion of tools, power tools, and crotchrot.

Antonym: Crochetting Circle

Dang, man. We better get down to the crotchrotting circle before we miss ragging on crot.

by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004

Crotchdropling

A Child.

Offspring.

Sprog.

I heard Greta just shot out twin crotchdroplings.

by Merl July 22, 2007

crotchrocket

Term used to describe sportbikes., which are street bikes derived from race-bike technology. Often used in a derogatory manner.

I'd rather own a Harley than a crotchrocket.

by Milo May 23, 2003

Crotchroaches

1. (n- plural) Crabs/Pubic Lice
2. (n-pl) What Snooki haz

What'choo scratchin' fer? You got the crotchroaches 'er sumthin'?

by nickharteau December 30, 2010

crotchrot

Happens in hot weather. The crotchal area becomes hot, sweaty and often smelly.

Jeez it was hot yesterday, I got a nasty dose of crotchrot.

by Dusty1 March 21, 2004

crotchmullet

A crotchmullet is simply a reference to the miraculous gradual lenghtening of hair of the male or female genetalia, where the common expression "business in front" refers to the frontal region, and "party in the back" refers to the increased length of hair toward the anal region.

"Hey Tonya, can you pass me the clippers and a mirror, I have to trim my crotchmullet so Howard will go down on me."

by Laney&Jason May 30, 2006