crotchrocket

Term used to describe sportbikes., which are street bikes derived from race-bike technology. Often used in a derogatory manner.
I'd rather own a Harley than a crotchrocket.
by Milo May 23, 2003
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Sport bikes/motorcycles that have a smooth ride and fast speeds
one of the few vehicles i havent ridden on known for racing
by for you to decide July 12, 2003
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Officially and legally sanctioned form of suicide for cretins.
Illegal and massively dangerous if ridden anywhere near their capacity on public streets, a tremendous waste of expense for the non-suicidal. Insurance companies love them.
Usually, they last about one summer season before they are:
a)Obsolete.
b)a twisted pile of unobtainium.
Wow! That little old lady left-turned in front of that crotchrocket pilot!
Now he's just a streak of strawberry jelly on the asphalt.
by crowbone August 15, 2004
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motorbike ahahahahahahahha
dude, did u see his crotchrocket
by hobo_on_hastings September 22, 2003
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Crotchrocket

Holy Shit! That Bike is Fucking Awesome Dude!

prolly the one thing closest to a jetfighter that we can legally own and drive on the road!
holy fucking shit, that bike is badass dude i fuckin love it
by Ice June 30, 2004
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This word is used to replace cuss words when you're friends parents are about.
You: Crotchrocket! I just stubbed my toe!
Friends' Mom: Oh, what a nice young man.
by callmesock October 05, 2010
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It is when someone lights a firework and goes straight to your dick or pussy.
I lighted a firework on my friend's crotch, it's just like a crotchrocket.
by TrollerDefines April 03, 2015
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