crotchimus

A word used by GloZell (a youtube celebrity) refering to a crotch. It mostly refers to a woman's crotch.

GloZell: "(Lady Gaga) She was swallowing rosary beads and the cross, and she's dancin around like a half naked-like some kind of nun-, and she's got a red cross on her... crotchimus.

by youtubeloverr June 13, 2011

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crotchmullet

A crotchmullet is simply a reference to the miraculous gradual lenghtening of hair of the male or female genetalia, where the common expression "business in front" refers to the frontal region, and "party in the back" refers to the increased length of hair toward the anal region.

"Hey Tonya, can you pass me the clippers and a mirror, I have to trim my crotchmullet so Howard will go down on me."

by Laney&Jason May 30, 2006

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crotchtussle

Crotchtussling is the male version of scissoring.

Dylan: "Whenever I get into a tussle, people always start going for my crotch."

Silverman: "CROTCHTUSSLE!!!!"

OR:

Silverman: "Haaaeeey, you wanna go crotchtussle tonight?"
Dylan: "Okaaaaay, I would love to!!"

Silverman: "Uhhh. Two young dead hot Hispanic intolerable boys. Crotchtussling."

by Ginger Mac September 12, 2009

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Crotchdusting

When a man sits on a woman's vagina and farts.

Ann wasn't fond of Rick's attempt at crotchdusting her, but that didn't stop her from trying to queef on his cock.

by Cracker Mcgee October 11, 2009

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Crotchmurder

A willful act invloving extreme damage or destruction of a person's genitals.

Shut up before I crotchmurder you.

After stumbling into my parents room while they were having sex, I went into the closet, gouged out my eyes, and proceeded to crotchmurder myself.

by Erufalion November 2, 2004

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