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a womans genitials, vagina or pussy.

Katelin: mann i havent shaved my crotchapuss in weeks.
Rachel: ohh man thats SICK NASTY.

crotchapuss by Riley Racoon. August 3, 2007

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crotchapuss

a womans genitials, vagina or pussy.

Katelin: mann i havent shaved my crotchapuss in weeks.
Rachel: ohh man thats SICK NASTY.

crotchapuss by Riley Racoon. September 7, 2006

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Related Words

crotchapuss • crotchamus • Crotchapult • crotchass • crotchtussle • crotch gusset • crotch posse • crotch purse

crotchtussle

Crotchtussling is the male version of scissoring.

Dylan: "Whenever I get into a tussle, people always start going for my crotch."

Silverman: "CROTCHTUSSLE!!!!"

OR:

Silverman: "Haaaeeey, you wanna go crotchtussle tonight?"
Dylan: "Okaaaaay, I would love to!!"

Silverman: "Uhhh. Two young dead hot Hispanic intolerable boys. Crotchtussling."

crotchtussle by Ginger Mac September 12, 2009

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crotchamus

A term used by GloZell Green in her "Alejandro Video Translation" video that means, roughly, genitalia.

She got all those crosses on her crotchamus.

crotchamus by Hugh G. Butts October 4, 2010

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Crotchapult

A small catapult designed to fire at crotch level, thus insuring maximum damage and maximum hilarity. Used just as often for pranking as it is for self defense.

Remember crotchapult is for self-dense or self-amusement only. Do not use a crotchapult to commit crimes or use on pets, small children, or women without a sense of humor.

Crotchapult by Mystic-X June 26, 2012

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crotchass

The section of ass you see when you look through a girls legs

Guy 1: damn dude, you see that girls crotchass when we was walking up them stairs?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was a fine crotchass.

crotchass by LaxBros69 September 4, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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