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Crotchfester

An affectionate term for the Rochester, New York, area throughout the winter months.
Damn, a whiteout blizzard and a -11 degree windchill- just another day in the Crotchfester.
Crotchfester by Michael H Hauk December 22, 2008

Crotchbutter 

The product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a penis as the plunger. Most successful after several sessions, when there is enough accumulated fluid (both penile and vaginal 'milk') to facilitate the churn action.

Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.

Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.

Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.

Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.
After several hours of creampie sessions with Samantha, Joey noticed the crotchbutter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption. As he went down to sample the delectable delight, he exclaimed, "Holy shit girl, this crotchbutter is the bomb!"
Crotchbutter by mulva69 July 26, 2009

Crotchdusting 

When a man sits on a woman's vagina and farts.
Ann wasn't fond of Rick's attempt at crotchdusting her, but that didn't stop her from trying to queef on his cock.
Crotchdusting by Cracker Mcgee October 11, 2009

crotchbutter 

The nasty material that collects in underwear after a stressful or interesting day - or days.

Can be used for revenge purposes.
"So he was there on the couch, and I laid my panties on his face - right where he'd get a big faceful of crotchbutter."

"I went out to her car with my underwear, and smeared crotchbutter all over the steering wheel. She'll be wondering what the smell is for weeks."
crotchbutter by Spax February 23, 2006

crotchdust 

A revolting affliction in which the elderly leave mysterious particles on the toilet after using it. Causes range from years of soaking in their own filth instead of showering, or sandy vaginas.
Harry always had to wipe down and sanitize the toilet seat before taking a dump, as his 65 year old mother had a severe case of crotchdust.
crotchdust by Bartina March 14, 2008

Crotchhustler 

A guy who is a pimp, a playa, a stud, gets the girls
Chick: u still w her?
JP: who?
Chick: ur gf?
JP: which one?
Chick: omg - ur such a crotchhustler