crotchtussle

Crotchtussling is the male version of scissoring.

Dylan: "Whenever I get into a tussle, people always start going for my crotch."

Silverman: "CROTCHTUSSLE!!!!"

OR:

Silverman: "Haaaeeey, you wanna go crotchtussle tonight?"
Dylan: "Okaaaaay, I would love to!!"

Silverman: "Uhhh. Two young dead hot Hispanic intolerable boys. Crotchtussling."

by Ginger Mac September 12, 2009

Crotchhustler

A guy who is a pimp, a playa, a stud, gets the girls

Chick: u still w her?
JP: who?
Chick: ur gf?
JP: which one?
Chick: omg - ur such a crotchhustler

by calinestonyford May 7, 2010