A revolting affliction in which the elderly leave mysterious particles on the toilet after using it. Causes range from years of soaking in their own filth instead of showering, or sandy vaginas.
Harry always had to wipe down and sanitize the toilet seat before taking a dump, as his 65 year old mother had a severe case of crotchdust.
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by Michael H Hauk December 22, 2008
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by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010
Get the Crotchtastic mug.The product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a penis as the plunger. Most successful after several sessions, when there is enough accumulated fluid (both penile and vaginal 'milk') to facilitate the churn action.
Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.
Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.
Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.
Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.
Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.
Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.
Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.
Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.
After several hours of creampie sessions with Samantha, Joey noticed the crotchbutter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption. As he went down to sample the delectable delight, he exclaimed, "Holy shit girl, this crotchbutter is the bomb!"
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