crotchies
crotchies by aubrey langeland May 6, 2003
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coochiestank
A flavor of ice cream in which every topping has been added and it is no longing edible, resembling a stanky coochie.
coochiestank by alienpusspuss September 21, 2019
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Croochie
A crew of hoochies; A group of young (often promiscuous) women dressed scantily or in a revealing fashion out together for a night on the town.
Croochie by Professor Crispy December 9, 2012
cootchie sauce
The ejaculatory fluids of a woman, known to leave a signature scent on the male package (or face) so that your woman will always know if you have been putting that thing where it doesn't belong!
Dumb ass Ben: "I did the deed with my girlfriend this morning, nailed my secretary for lunch, did the cocktail waitress in the ladies room after work and wanked it on my drive home. When I got home and stepped in the door, she made me drop trou, sniffed my package and said she smelled another woman on me! How the hell can she tell that it's not her cootchie sauce that she is smelling, is she part bloodhound or what???"
Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"
Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"
cootchie sauce by Misty Dawn June 30, 2008
Crotcher
Crotcher by Speedy Eggbert September 29, 2019
Chotchie
The word chotchie (chotch for short) can be used to describe a male that fits into any one of the following categories:
1. Someone that is oblivious to the obvious
2. Has no sense of style
3. Pursues a woman who is way out of their league
4. Trying to be someone he's not
Chotchie can also be defined as a PC version of douche bag.
chotchified - Someone or a situation that has been influenced by a chotchie.
chotchorific - A very chotchie individual or situation
1. Someone that is oblivious to the obvious
2. Has no sense of style
3. Pursues a woman who is way out of their league
4. Trying to be someone he's not
Chotchie can also be defined as a PC version of douche bag.
chotchified - Someone or a situation that has been influenced by a chotchie.
chotchorific - A very chotchie individual or situation
Christian is wearing an Ed Hardy shirt, jeans, hat and shoes. What a chotch! or Christian looks like a chotchie in that outfit.
I practically made out with someone else right in front of Skyler, and he is still asking me out. What a chotchie/chotch!
Ben came to the beach party wearing a sweater-vest and slacks, what a chotch. Ben has just chotchified the party with that outfit.
Could Also be used to describe a material object that a chotchie or chotch would have. "Dude, that sweater is so chotchie!"
I practically made out with someone else right in front of Skyler, and he is still asking me out. What a chotchie/chotch!
Ben came to the beach party wearing a sweater-vest and slacks, what a chotch. Ben has just chotchified the party with that outfit.
Could Also be used to describe a material object that a chotchie or chotch would have. "Dude, that sweater is so chotchie!"
Chotchie by adubsinthehouse April 16, 2010
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