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crotch dusting 

The act of passing someone - typically in a crowded and noisy place, such as a bar or concert to avoid detection - and purposely touching/rubbing the front of one's pants to their person.
(at a concert)

Janet: Where's Phil?
Richard: He took off to mingle.
Janet: You mean he went crotch dusting.
Richard: Yeah.
crotch dusting by Mattydreads December 18, 2008
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Crotch Dusting 

The act of lining up and pressing the anus up with the opening of the vagina and passing gas. The Gas enters the vagina as a fart but exits as a quiff.
Guy 1 - "I got away with crotch dusting some broad last night.."
Guy 2 - "Diiiiiirty"
Crotch Dusting by nineninenine January 13, 2010

Crotch dusting 

The act of following a person up stairs who has no pants or undergarments on while their cooter gives off an undesirable stench
The night was promising until I got crotch dusting following her to the bedroom.
Crotch dusting by Muggsy119 February 12, 2022

Crotch Dusting 

The act of lining up and pressing the anus up with the opening of the vagina and passing gas. The Gas enters the vagina as a fart but exits as a quiff.
Guy 1 - "I got away with crotch dusting some broad last night.."
Guy 2 - "Diiiiiirty"
Crotch Dusting by nineninenine January 13, 2010

Crotch Dusting 

The act of farting while someone is spooning you.
My girlfriend kept crotch dusting me while we were spooning.
Crotch Dusting by angle3034 November 1, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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