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Crotchdusting 

When a man sits on a woman's vagina and farts.
Ann wasn't fond of Rick's attempt at crotchdusting her, but that didn't stop her from trying to queef on his cock.
Crotchdusting by Cracker Mcgee October 11, 2009
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crotch dusting 

The act of passing someone - typically in a crowded and noisy place, such as a bar or concert to avoid detection - and purposely touching/rubbing the front of one's pants to their person.
(at a concert)

Janet: Where's Phil?
Richard: He took off to mingle.
Janet: You mean he went crotch dusting.
Richard: Yeah.
crotch dusting by Mattydreads December 18, 2008
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Crotch Dusting 

The act of lining up and pressing the anus up with the opening of the vagina and passing gas. The Gas enters the vagina as a fart but exits as a quiff.
Guy 1 - "I got away with crotch dusting some broad last night.."
Guy 2 - "Diiiiiirty"
Crotch Dusting by nineninenine January 13, 2010

Crotch dusting 

The act of following a person up stairs who has no pants or undergarments on while their cooter gives off an undesirable stench
The night was promising until I got crotch dusting following her to the bedroom.
Crotch dusting by Muggsy119 February 12, 2022

Crotch Dusting 

The act of lining up and pressing the anus up with the opening of the vagina and passing gas. The Gas enters the vagina as a fart but exits as a quiff.
Guy 1 - "I got away with crotch dusting some broad last night.."
Guy 2 - "Diiiiiirty"
Crotch Dusting by nineninenine January 13, 2010

Crotch Dusting 

The act of farting while someone is spooning you.
My girlfriend kept crotch dusting me while we were spooning.
Crotch Dusting by angle3034 November 1, 2013
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