A word used by GloZell (a youtubecelebrity) refering to a crotch. It mostly refers to a woman's crotch.
GloZell: "(Lady Gaga) She was swallowing rosary beads and the cross, and she's dancin around like a half naked-like some kind of nun-, and she's got a red cross on her... crotchimus.
Little critters or other unwanted crotch hitchhikers that are transmitted from sodomizing farm animals. Often found in Amish communities, but never officially recognized as a form of recreation.
Jedidiah scratched his crotch fiercely. He noticed Noah looking at him and the goat. Noah screamed across the pasture, "son, youse got yoself a bad case of the crotchamajiggers. Next time you're in town, grab the shampoo and don't tell your mom."
A crotchmullet is simply a reference to the miraculous gradual lenghtening of hair of the male or female genetalia, where the common expression "business in front" refers to the frontal region, and "party in the back" refers to the increased length of hair toward the anal region.
"Hey Tonya, can you pass me the clippers and a mirror, I have to trim my crotchmullet so Howard will go down on me."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.