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crotchimus

A word used by GloZell (a youtube celebrity) refering to a crotch. It mostly refers to a woman's crotch.
GloZell: "(Lady Gaga) She was swallowing rosary beads and the cross, and she's dancin around like a half naked-like some kind of nun-, and she's got a red cross on her... crotchimus.
crotchimus by youtubeloverr June 13, 2011

Crotchamajiggers 

Little critters or other unwanted crotch hitchhikers that are transmitted from sodomizing farm animals. Often found in Amish communities, but never officially recognized as a form of recreation.
Jedidiah scratched his crotch fiercely. He noticed Noah looking at him and the goat. Noah screamed across the pasture, "son, youse got yoself a bad case of the crotchamajiggers. Next time you're in town, grab the shampoo and don't tell your mom."

crotchmullet 

A crotchmullet is simply a reference to the miraculous gradual lenghtening of hair of the male or female genetalia, where the common expression "business in front" refers to the frontal region, and "party in the back" refers to the increased length of hair toward the anal region.
"Hey Tonya, can you pass me the clippers and a mirror, I have to trim my crotchmullet so Howard will go down on me."
crotchmullet by Laney&Jason May 30, 2006

crotchtussle 

Crotchtussling is the male version of scissoring.
Dylan: "Whenever I get into a tussle, people always start going for my crotch."

Silverman: "CROTCHTUSSLE!!!!"

OR:

Silverman: "Haaaeeey, you wanna go crotchtussle tonight?"
Dylan: "Okaaaaay, I would love to!!"

Silverman: "Uhhh. Two young dead hot Hispanic intolerable boys. Crotchtussling."
crotchtussle by Ginger Mac September 12, 2009

Crotchdusting 

When a man sits on a woman's vagina and farts.
Ann wasn't fond of Rick's attempt at crotchdusting her, but that didn't stop her from trying to queef on his cock.
Crotchdusting by Cracker Mcgee October 11, 2009

Crotchmurder

A willful act invloving extreme damage or destruction of a person's genitals.
Shut up before I crotchmurder you.

After stumbling into my parents room while they were having sex, I went into the closet, gouged out my eyes, and proceeded to crotchmurder myself.
Crotchmurder by Erufalion November 2, 2004
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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