crossterfuck
crossterfuck by Crossterfucked March 20, 2020
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Cloisterfuck
An unorganized architecture desk full of papers, basswood, chipboard, trace, and pencils that covers what your professor is trying to grade.
Me- Hey Cordell did you grade my project over the weekend?
Professor Cordell Steinmetz- No, I couldn't find it on your cloisterfuck of a desk.
Professor Cordell Steinmetz- No, I couldn't find it on your cloisterfuck of a desk.
Cloisterfuck by mm03NN16 September 25, 2010
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crusterfuck
After his adult circumcision, Misha was advised to be gentle with his anatomy until his skin had healed completely: No tight underwear, no masturbating, and definitely no crusterfucking.
crusterfuck by driedupcontactlens July 16, 2015
Costerfuck
Koss-ter-fuck
Noun.
When a challenging but manageable situation balloons out of control and becomes an entrenched crisis due to the failure of authorities to perform their duties or follow up their warnings with any action or consequences.
Named for New Zealand police commissioner Andrew Coster, merged with "clusterfuck", a word for an utterly chaotic mess
Noun.
When a challenging but manageable situation balloons out of control and becomes an entrenched crisis due to the failure of authorities to perform their duties or follow up their warnings with any action or consequences.
Named for New Zealand police commissioner Andrew Coster, merged with "clusterfuck", a word for an utterly chaotic mess
"Wow, that protest turned into a total costerfuck when the cops failed to tow away any of the offending vehicles"
Costerfuck by mandates_plz February 18, 2022
cloisterfuck
cloisterfuck by Vatu November 19, 2022
Classterfuck
classterfuck (noun, jank slang)
1. A chaotic yet strangely pleasing mix of high-end and low-end foods, drinks, or general vibes or atmosphere, a beautiful mess resulting from the collision of luxury and grease. Think caviar and pabst for example.
1. A chaotic yet strangely pleasing mix of high-end and low-end foods, drinks, or general vibes or atmosphere, a beautiful mess resulting from the collision of luxury and grease. Think caviar and pabst for example.
“The party was a total classterfuck—champagne flutes next to gas-station hot dogs, and somehow it worked.”
Classterfuck by BLTegre May 24, 2026
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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