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Cloisterfuck

An unorganized architecture desk full of papers, basswood, chipboard, trace, and pencils that covers what your professor is trying to grade.
Me- Hey Cordell did you grade my project over the weekend?

Professor Cordell Steinmetz- No, I couldn't find it on your cloisterfuck of a desk.
by mm03NN16 September 25, 2010
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cloisterfuck

A set of things gone wrong that somehow involves the church.
Johan didn't get that bishopship because of all that backstabbing. What a cloisterfuck.
by Vatu November 19, 2022
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clusterfuck

South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.
by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020
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clusterfuck

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life
person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck
by itsmebeany April 5, 2021
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OMG, that room is a clusterfuck!
by Starchylde December 29, 2014
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Clusterfuck

South Sudan is a clusterfuck
by OMEGA_Mageoffire October 2, 2019
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clusterfucktastrophe

An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.
Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part — don't set me up for a clusterfucktastrophe.
by twisterstory February 28, 2011
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