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Healed is a noob and he alway will be
Healed be sleeping a lot recently
Healed by anonymous September 7, 2020
Words you can keep
Opposing word of Sick but the same meaning in the following terms cool and good
That event was so healed
Healed by Weapon patrol May 22, 2023
That fulfilling, warm feeling of content you get when watching Twitch streamers Yusuf7n and Psypho interact on stream together. Symptoms include uncontrollable smiling, kicking your feet like a child, and spamming HEALED in the chat.
"Bro, Yusuf7n and Psypho went live together and I swear I couldn't stop smiling... I'm HEALED"
Healed by HitmaNerd November 26, 2025

Healed Alpha

A guy that's been fucked up by life, but has healed and now his shit together
Healed Alpha by A_anonymoose January 1, 2026

the wound has healed

A way of saying "get over it" but in a more nasty way.
I don't care about that, the wound has healed with the whole Germany-Jews thing.
the wound has healed by Pepper005 January 16, 2011

Healeish 

Not to be confused with hellish, healish is English slang derived from the word heale, it is an adjective used to describe someone whose behaviour is that of a total tosser, waste of space or OIC. They are the sort of people for whom arsehole is too kind a name, who are narcissistic crawlers with little in the way of either intelligence or talent. Avoid them at all costs as their proximity will bring on attacks of acute nausea.
"Have you seen what that healeish wanker has done?"
Healeish by AKACroatalin March 31, 2015

Double-headed Mutant Eagle 

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.
Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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