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Cronkers by Cronkers February 12, 2020
To be highly intoxicated, usually from intense alchohol consumption.
It's New Years Eve, lets get cronked!
cronked by Hash Pipe December 31, 2003

wonking your cronker 

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.
*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"
A crunk donkey, or donkey who is crunk: with crunk signifying a combination of drunk (or high) and crazy, and donkey signifying the actual mammal of that name.
"Man," exclaimed the pothead, "now that we've made this cronkey we should ride his crazy ass! W00T!!!"
cronkey by The Crazy Cap'n May 22, 2006

cronketti 

Substance, typically cotton/poly blends (usually used for shirts, etc) having the half life of robin.
Although this is not yet scientifically confirmed, it is the general hypothesis on the topic.
Typically discussed in the Advance Placement Calculus.
My shirt is made of some nice cronketti
cronketti by Kate Nelson April 1, 2007