cronketti 

Substance, typically cotton/poly blends (usually used for shirts, etc) having the half life of robin.
Although this is not yet scientifically confirmed, it is the general hypothesis on the topic.
Typically discussed in the Advance Placement Calculus.

My shirt is made of some nice cronketti

cronketti by Kate Nelson April 1, 2007

Champagne confetti 

To squirt. Female ejaculation.

You won't regret me
Champagne confetti
I wanna see it
In motion
In 3D
-JungKook of BTS

Champagne confetti by Xo_MissVee September 28, 2023

Ass confetti 

The sprinkling of brown stained toilet paper left on the seat after a vigorous wiping.

Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.

Ass confetti by TRex⚡️ May 22, 2016

The Davie Crockett 

When you proceed to have anal sex with a man/woman while wearing a coon-skin hat.

Chris Hawkins asked Jonathan Gluckner to have sexual relations with him. Jonathan proceeded to place a coon-skin hat upon his head, then slowly penetrated Chris's asshole, thus doing the Davie Crockett.

The Davie Crockett by Maximus Wilks July 13, 2009

champagne confetti 

jeon jungkook's own way of saying making dat pussay SQUIRT

you won't regret me. CHAMPAGNE CONFETTI :3 i wanna see it in motion, in 3d

champagne confetti by eunkoo September 28, 2023

Confetti 

Small pieces of paper, often shot off at The Rocket Summer shows. Instant awesomeness.

I have a jar of confetti.

Confetti by the other melissa August 15, 2007

fecal confetti 

Little floating remnants of shit left after and incomplete flush.

Usually partially digested pieces of lettuce or other green veggies that resemble confetti.

AKA salad shooter or ass plasma

Nathan just didn't use the courtesy flush and he left a bunch of fecal confetti in there.

fecal confetti by jamal johnson 1 December 28, 2007