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Get out of my fucking swamp, Donkeh
Shrek and Donkeh are a dynamic duo
Donkeh by Living meme fangirl queen January 20, 2019
1. A prayer term often spoken to the green ogrelord Shrek. Best hollered in an insanely thick Scottish accent while holding an offering of onions.
2. A term used to shut up friends loudly singing at inconvenient times.
1. "Thou shalt order extra onions, now and for ever. DONKEH!"
2. *loudly singing "Killing in the Name" at 2am* DONKEH!!
Donkeh by Thatdarnmeowth March 24, 2024

DONKEH KONG 

Internet slang for donkey kong
DONKEH KONG by CHADONKEHKONG May 6, 2006

Circling the donkey 

This phrase doesn't exist and Kody is stupid.
Stop trying to make 'circling the donkey' happen. It's not going to happen.

to donkey-head someone 

To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head
To donkey-head someone:

Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!

Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?

Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.

Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?

Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)
"Mate are you some kind of donkek?"
Donkek by Prof. Donkekstington February 18, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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