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Somebody who uses broken condoms is a condumb.
I got pregnant because of that condumb...
Condumb by ndjhhhjjn September 3, 2012
n. State of mind, often induced by alcohol, in which one is unaware of the need for coital prophylaxis.

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Yo Stephanie! Nice baby bump girl. Looks like your condumb comes six to a case not three to a box.

Say what? I ain't no good at math.

Yeah. Or biology.
condumb by gnostic1 December 23, 2011

Gorilla Condum

The definition for ejaculating into your Walmart bag and giving it to someone. A prank pulled in Rwanda and done in America.
Dude wanna prank your sister.
Yea lemme get the gorilla Condum
Gorilla Condum by Big ducks July 31, 2016
People who think condoms are dumb: Condumb
Dude condumbs are dumb.
Condumb by Samuraii September 20, 2007
Dickhead who wastes cash on condoms.
Hey wanna sex I have condoms??
Fuck you you dickface crondom no no no!
crondom by Crondom August 2, 2016

eye condum 

another word for contact lens
MZ: stop rubbing your eyes...what the shit is up?
DD: my dang eye condum is annoying me, and it's itchy! I wish I had some pimp glasses instead.
eye condum by Debbie Pancake October 24, 2008