condump

This is a game that can have as many or as little amount of players as you want. It is played in a supermarket. You grab a box of condoms and follow and unsuspecting shopper. While they aren't looking you slip (hence the dump) the condoms into their shopping cart or basket. Then you follow them to the checkout and see what happens. You score a point if they don't notice and purchase them. But if they notice them and put them aside you get nothing.

While playing condump at Walmart today, John managed to dupe (condupe) an old woman and a hasidic Jew.

by Tgoose September 1, 2016

Condumb

Somebody who uses broken condoms is a condumb.

I got pregnant because of that condumb...

by ndjhhhjjn September 3, 2012

Consumption Vortex

The fastest was to crush beers with the boys, once you enter the consumption vortex there’s no turning back.

It’s Friday lads, time to enter the consumption vortex.

by JarritoSuds April 17, 2020

condomplate

to contemplate whether or not a condom is needed in the heat of a sexual act.

1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.

2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.

by heymon October 25, 2009

Consumption Vortex

when you have consumed the amount of alcohol where you have the ability to unlock 100% of your brain. exiting the simulation and entering a separate reality. the border of death but your too deep in the vortex to give a single fuck. nothing matters besides beer at this point. god bless you.

god made me to get lost in the consumption vortex

by Ryan Janka February 13, 2021

Condomplation

The moment of deliberation just before sex in which one decides whether or not to use a condom.

"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."

Last night I was lost in Condomplation.

by tsukiatari July 21, 2009

Consumption

Consumption is an old name for tuberculosis (TB) that describes how the illness wastes away or consumes its victims.

Characters in both Angela's Ashes and Moulin Rouge die of consumption.

by HayCat128 September 7, 2009