Condumb

Somebody who uses broken condoms is a condumb.

I got pregnant because of that condumb...

by ndjhhhjjn September 3, 2012

condumb

n. State of mind, often induced by alcohol, in which one is unaware of the need for coital prophylaxis.

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Yo Stephanie! Nice baby bump girl. Looks like your condumb comes six to a case not three to a box.

Say what? I ain't no good at math.

Yeah. Or biology.

by gnostic1 December 23, 2011

Condumb

People who think condoms are dumb: Condumb

Dude condumbs are dumb.

by Samuraii September 20, 2007

Condumb

1.) Description of a person that is either too stupid or too arrogant to wear a condom when performing sex or when about to perform the same. 2.) A really stupid convict or an ex-con, denoted for being extremely idiotic or devoid of common sense.

Sex: "If you think that I am gonna let you stick that thing in without protection, then you are a real 'condumb'! Better get reacquainted with your hand!!"

Gangs: "Boo Boo Bear got popped by the cops for something really stupid. He's a real 'condumb'!"

Prison: "Harry the Hun got parole, but he got into trouble again on the outside, so he's back. Whadda a 'condumb'!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 24, 2008

condumb

A nickname for an annoying right-wing conservative troll who tosses around terms online like "libtard" or "triggered."

You attitude and comments online only demonstrate that you are a condumb. Pun intended.

by peak hiker March 6, 2025

Condombrella

A clear umbrella, the likes of which makes the wielder look like they are hiding in a condom from precipitation. The more people utilizing the awkwardly domed and transparent umbrella, the more ridiculous the scene becomes.

Person 1: It's raining awful hard, why not use my umbrella? There's room for two.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.

by Rehgan Otes November 3, 2009

conjumbled

the diverse mixture of the definition confused and jumbled; deeply befuddled/bewildered.

the math problem was so hard it left my brian conjumbled.

by jose r.g. tacos January 6, 2009