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Somebody who uses broken condoms is a condumb.
I got pregnant because of that condumb...
Condumb by ndjhhhjjn September 3, 2012
Words you can keep
n. State of mind, often induced by alcohol, in which one is unaware of the need for coital prophylaxis.

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Yo Stephanie! Nice baby bump girl. Looks like your condumb comes six to a case not three to a box.

Say what? I ain't no good at math.

Yeah. Or biology.
condumb by gnostic1 December 23, 2011
People who think condoms are dumb: Condumb
Dude condumbs are dumb.
Condumb by Samuraii September 20, 2007
1.) Description of a person that is either too stupid or too arrogant to wear a condom when performing sex or when about to perform the same. 2.) A really stupid convict or an ex-con, denoted for being extremely idiotic or devoid of common sense.
Sex: "If you think that I am gonna let you stick that thing in without protection, then you are a real 'condumb'! Better get reacquainted with your hand!!"

Gangs: "Boo Boo Bear got popped by the cops for something really stupid. He's a real 'condumb'!"

Prison: "Harry the Hun got parole, but he got into trouble again on the outside, so he's back. Whadda a 'condumb'!"
Condumb by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 24, 2008
A nickname for an annoying right-wing conservative troll who tosses around terms online like "libtard" or "triggered."
You attitude and comments online only demonstrate that you are a condumb. Pun intended.
condumb by peak hiker March 6, 2025

Condombrella 

A clear umbrella, the likes of which makes the wielder look like they are hiding in a condom from precipitation. The more people utilizing the awkwardly domed and transparent umbrella, the more ridiculous the scene becomes.
Person 1: It's raining awful hard, why not use my umbrella? There's room for two.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.
Condombrella by Rehgan Otes November 3, 2009

conjumbled

the diverse mixture of the definition confused and jumbled; deeply befuddled/bewildered.
the math problem was so hard it left my brian conjumbled.
conjumbled by jose r.g. tacos January 6, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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