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A doctor who specializes in eye, vision, and cock care. An ophthalmologist
I was having vision problems, and my penis was itching, so I scheduled a coctor appointment
coctor by ACanofGasoline September 22, 2021

croctopus 

A scary mix between a crocodile and an octopus.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.

It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?

Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!

Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
croctopus by Crunchyness July 2, 2009
A person who repairs timepieces.
My watch just popped a spring, so I have to go to the cloctor to get it fixed!
cloctor by pentozali March 18, 2009

Croctologist

Someone who knows a plethora of facts and information on the Crocs brand shoes.
Person A: You should get Crocs.

Person B: Why? What's so great about them?

Person A: They are a lightweight, comfortable, slip-resistant, fashionable and functional shoe. They come in many styles like Sassari and Malindi....

Person B: What the hell are you? A Croctologist?!
Croctologist by Janet66 June 30, 2009

Croctober 

The only time of year it is socially acceptable to wear crocs.
Kate: "Wtf why are you wearing crocs??"
Madi: "Uh... it's croctober, Kate. Get with it."
Croctober by noibrowz October 1, 2017

crocktorial

N. Area located within the crotch area. Mostly used from a male but is generalized to any gender who wants to use it.
“Damn Dawg, get away from my crocktorial area