Croctologist

Someone who knows a plethora of facts and information on the Crocs brand shoes.

Person A: You should get Crocs.

Person B: Why? What's so great about them?

Person A: They are a lightweight, comfortable, slip-resistant, fashionable and functional shoe. They come in many styles like Sassari and Malindi....

Person B: What the hell are you? A Croctologist?!

by Janet66 June 30, 2009