Crocford

What Rockford, MI students lovingly call their hometown

Crocford sucked until I got caught vaping in the highschool bathroom! Now everyone is acting like I’m a god.

by Iamyourvapelord July 9, 2018

crockford

An expert in the field of javascript. Also known as a javascript God.

Hey kevin! You are such a "crockford!"

by nullisnotundefined April 15, 2011

crockford

the act of passing out in a loo, ideally in a public place, and waking up to find excrement and sick up the walls

dave: oh mate, i heard you did a crockford last night
tim: yeah it was messy

ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night

by gc2008 March 20, 2008

[Kalven Crockford]

(adj.) A sped. An outcast. This person is often linked to the fairytale Repunsal. One one person loves then. This person is cool, but still a huge retard.

You are such a Kalven Crockford

by Deejay2260 October 16, 2008

crockford

The act of passing out in a pile of your own piss and vomit - often in toilter cubicles, but not location specific.

Tim did another crockford last night.

by aps2008 March 19, 2008

Millie croxford

Millie croxford is a popular influencer undercover for the fbi. She has been sent on a mission to find out who Bryce hall is dating

Hey do you know who Bryce hall is dating

No not yet Millie croxford is going to find out

by anonymous October 20, 2020