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crockford 

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Hey kevin! You are such a "crockford!"
crockford by nullisnotundefined April 15, 2011

crockford 

the act of passing out in a loo, ideally in a public place, and waking up to find excrement and sick up the walls
dave: oh mate, i heard you did a crockford last night
tim: yeah it was messy

ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night
crockford by gc2008 March 20, 2008

[Kalven Crockford] 

(adj.) A sped. An outcast. This person is often linked to the fairytale Repunsal. One one person loves then. This person is cool, but still a huge retard.
[Kalven Crockford] by Deejay2260 October 16, 2008

crockford 

The act of passing out in a pile of your own piss and vomit - often in toilter cubicles, but not location specific.
Tim did another crockford last night.
crockford by aps2008 March 19, 2008

Millie croxford 

Millie croxford is a popular influencer undercover for the fbi. She has been sent on a mission to find out who Bryce hall is dating
Hey do you know who Bryce hall is dating

No not yet Millie croxford is going to find out
Millie croxford by anonymous October 20, 2020
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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