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The Totalitarian leader of Earth. Crogpits is the highest form of spiritual being. To be ‘Crogpits’ is to be better than anyone else. Crogpits and his trusty left hand man Dedoid did not want to expose their true identities so they replaced them with God and Jesus. These inspiring individuals can be seen in such ‘best selling’ books like ‘The Bible’ or ‘CondyloidRickybogaJohson69’. Crogpits has always preached that he was constantly made to ‘take his trousers down’ when visiting the doctor. He also was very keen on ‘angelic children’. He is proud creator of the disherdrywishermashon.
Jameson: Hullo Sullivan, would u look over there, it’s a lovely little CROGPITS “
Sullivan: He is lovely isn’t he. Now I’m off to have sexy time with Stacy and she’s gonna pull my trousers down. Toodleoo”
Crogpits by RickyBogaJohnSingWog December 11, 2018
Related Words
a slur against people who crochet or knit
do not use this slur unless you yourself crochet! it is highly offensive
YOU DAMN CROCHIT !! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND CROCHET ALL DAY!!
crochit by redsslurs January 18, 2022

crocitto 

1)A term used to describe a classy motherf#cker.
2)Someone who has magic hair and deserves respect.
1)Gabe is one crocitto.
2)Michael and John were such hotshots, but in reality they were totally uncool compared to some of the croccitos like Kevin, Gabe, or Oliver, who were so much more cool with their fantastic hair.
crocitto by derpymcconquerer August 14, 2014
A bogan that has fucked pit hair which reaks, smells and can almost kill someone.
"Check out that cunt over, his got crogpits"
Crogpits by Shkin June 19, 2018
A very swag xbox gamer with a massive pp
Dude crocity is so seag
crocity by crocity December 21, 2020

Crochity 

To be upset, its worse than being butt hurt or booty tickled.
last night, i made this girl so crochity, she was crying.
Crochity by ciah_13 July 7, 2010