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A fictitious muscle group (also, gloits). Often used sarcastically to deride those who take their work-outs too seriously.
Gym Rat: Oh man, I really pumped some iron today.
Smart Ass: Really hammered your croits, eh?
Gym Rat: Aw, yeah, sure did.
Smart Ass: Idiot.
croit by poetcetera March 27, 2010
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a slur against people who crochet or knit
do not use this slur unless you yourself crochet! it is highly offensive
YOU DAMN CROCHIT !! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND CROCHET ALL DAY!!
crochit by redsslurs January 18, 2022

croctastic 

(Adjective)

Croctastic means “fantastic” but with crocs (shoe). If someone says that something is croctastic, it’s fantastic. It is sometimes mistaken for croctastic, as in crocodile, but that’s not the case.
Jack: did you hear? No school tomorrow!
Ben: wow, that’s croctastic!
Jack: yeah dude
*high five*
croctastic by eliteshrek April 5, 2019
Crying and vomiting at the same time. It is when something is so disgusting, crying OR vomiting is not enough- you must do both at once.
I want to cromit when I think about applying to colleges.
cromit by lilrachel333 September 13, 2009

crocitto 

1)A term used to describe a classy motherf#cker.
2)Someone who has magic hair and deserves respect.
1)Gabe is one crocitto.
2)Michael and John were such hotshots, but in reality they were totally uncool compared to some of the croccitos like Kevin, Gabe, or Oliver, who were so much more cool with their fantastic hair.
crocitto by derpymcconquerer August 14, 2014
the act of wearing only crocs during consensual intercourse.
bro i heard y’all in the other room, were y’all crocing?
Crocing by StaticHD May 5, 2020