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Nick Crompton 

To not know the difference between countries and cities, and to wear raggedy-ass jean jackets.
That guy is such a Nick Crompton.
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Nick Crompton 

Yes i can rap and no im not from compton.......

EnGlaND iS My cITy

Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.
Example 1: hows your collar today?
Nick Crompton: Poppin

Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)

Nick Crompton: England

What city?

Nick Crompton: England

.........

England is my City
Nick Crompton by Lil buss August 12, 2017

Nick Crompton 

A famous Poet from The City Of England who eats way too much, pretends to be famous and hip, and also whose collar stays poppin
Nick: You know its Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin
Me: Who the fuck is this fat-ass
Nick Crompton by LookAtThisGraph August 22, 2017
The Totalitarian leader of Earth. Crogpits is the highest form of spiritual being. To be ‘Crogpits’ is to be better than anyone else. Crogpits and his trusty left hand man Dedoid did not want to expose their true identities so they replaced them with God and Jesus. These inspiring individuals can be seen in such ‘best selling’ books like ‘The Bible’ or ‘CondyloidRickybogaJohson69’. Crogpits has always preached that he was constantly made to ‘take his trousers down’ when visiting the doctor. He also was very keen on ‘angelic children’. He is proud creator of the disherdrywishermashon.
Jameson: Hullo Sullivan, would u look over there, it’s a lovely little CROGPITS “
Sullivan: He is lovely isn’t he. Now I’m off to have sexy time with Stacy and she’s gonna pull my trousers down. Toodleoo”
Crogpits by RickyBogaJohnSingWog December 11, 2018

Nick Crompton 

someone who thinks england is his city and is on jakes song, but we all now he’s not from compton now and his collar stays poppin
my brothers a nick crompton, why do you say that, he thinks england is his city😂

Nick Crompton 

A fucking fat cow who thinks England is a city
Girl: so where are you from
Dude: my city England
Girl; so your a nick crompton
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