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Russian Crockpot 

Leaving your weiner in a girls butt after anal until it becomes hard again.
"Hey girl you want a Russian crock pot this weekend."
"I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"
"Hey girl you wanna Russian Crockpot?"
"Well I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"

crockerphilia 

I like Mr.Crocker, so I have crockerphilia.

Kentucky Crockpot 

A multi-participant sexual experience which includes at least one cousin
I lost my virginity in a Kentucky Crockpot. Family Reunions are so much fun.
Kentucky Crockpot by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

The Crockpot 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, and returns to eat it 4-8 hours later, depending on the season.
Lance: "We're going out for burgers, wanna go?"
Gary: "No thanks. My old lady let me give her the crockpot this morning."

Lance: "Lucky."
The Crockpot by Mitch Nasty February 3, 2015

Upside down crockpot 

When you eat her out while she is doing a hand stand
Man I gave Becky a upside down crockpot last night

Crackerposting 

The action of posting something that sounds stereotypically white, i.e. the whitest thing you've ever heard.
CJ: I'm going to spam this white power GIF in the chat.
Juno: Crackerposting