Crackerposting_Throwaway's definitions

Same day shipping

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.

i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on

by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 3, 2025

Airport Crush

(n.) A person one sees at an airport or really any other place in public that they find quite attractive, but due to the brief nature of their stay at the public place (hence the 'airport' part) are unable to act on their attraction and get to know the person.

Dude, I just saw, like, the cutest airport crush I've ever had at the post office today.

by Crackerposting_Throwaway July 2, 2023

Crackerposting

The action of posting something that sounds stereotypically white, i.e. the whitest thing you've ever heard.

CJ: I'm going to spam this white power GIF in the chat.
Juno: Crackerposting

by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 19, 2023

Trainny

A trans person early into their transition. A portmanteau of "trainee" and "tranny."

Saw this cute trainny at the store the other day.

by Crackerposting_Throwaway March 26, 2025

Platonically Cucked

(n.) A situation in which you're friends with a person or a group of people in theory, but they ignore you frequently, barely invite you anywhere, or have a group chat without you.

Bro, did you hear about how Anna cut off her entire friend group recently? Guess she finally got fed up with being platonically cucked.

by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 21, 2025