Definitions by Crackerposting_Throwaway

Doom

1. (n.) Demise.
2. (v.) To be condemned to fate.
3. (v.) In an online context, to be generally pessimistic and think that one has no more chances.
4. (n.) The 1993 video game, which is commonly used as a universal benchmark for all kinds of computers.

1. Jerry fell to his doom.
2. The boat was doomed to sink.
3. I spent the last three hours dooming after I saw the grade on my test.
4. But can it run Doom?

Doom by Crackerposting_Throwaway February 1, 2026

Platonically Cucked 

(n.) A situation in which you're friends with a person or a group of people in theory, but they ignore you frequently, barely invite you anywhere, or have a group chat without you.

Bro, did you hear about how Anna cut off her entire friend group recently? Guess she finally got fed up with being platonically cucked.

Platonically Cucked by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 21, 2025

Trainny 

A trans person early into their transition. A portmanteau of "trainee" and "tranny."

Saw this cute trainny at the store the other day.

Trainny by Crackerposting_Throwaway March 26, 2025

Same day shipping 

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.

i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on

Same day shipping by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 3, 2025

Airport Crush

(n.) A person one sees at an airport or really any other place in public that they find quite attractive, but due to the brief nature of their stay at the public place (hence the 'airport' part) are unable to act on their attraction and get to know the person.

Dude, I just saw, like, the cutest airport crush I've ever had at the post office today.

Airport Crush by Crackerposting_Throwaway July 2, 2023

Crackerposting 

The action of posting something that sounds stereotypically white, i.e. the whitest thing you've ever heard.

CJ: I'm going to spam this white power GIF in the chat.
Juno: Crackerposting

Crackerposting by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 19, 2023