Airport Crush

(n.) A person one sees at an airport or really any other place in public that they find quite attractive, but due to the brief nature of their stay at the public place (hence the 'airport' part) are unable to act on their attraction and get to know the person.
Dude, I just saw, like, the cutest airport crush I've ever had at the post office today.
by Crackerposting_Throwaway July 02, 2023
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Crackerposting

The action of posting something that sounds stereotypically white, i.e. the whitest thing you've ever heard.
CJ: I'm going to spam this white power GIF in the chat.
Juno: Crackerposting
by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 20, 2023
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Platonically Cucked

(n.) A situation in which you're friends with a person or a group of people in theory, but they ignore you frequently, barely invite you anywhere, or have a group chat without you.
Bro, did you hear about how Anna cut off her entire friend group recently? Guess she finally got fed up with being platonically cucked.
by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 22, 2025
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Same day shipping

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.
i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on
by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 03, 2025
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