crockZ

a homosexual kid that runs a lot and likes men

crockZ rockZ the cockZ

by crocker December 3, 2003

The Davie Crockett

When you proceed to have anal sex with a man/woman while wearing a coon-skin hat.

Chris Hawkins asked Jonathan Gluckner to have sexual relations with him. Jonathan proceeded to place a coon-skin hat upon his head, then slowly penetrated Chris's asshole, thus doing the Davie Crockett.

by Maximus Wilks July 13, 2009

Russian Crockpot

Leaving your weiner in a girls butt after anal until it becomes hard again.
"Hey girl you want a Russian crock pot this weekend."
"I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"

"Hey girl you wanna Russian Crockpot?"
"Well I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"

by Dicken Harass April 17, 2015

crock-puss

Derogatory term for a particularly loathsome vagina. One that has been explored by many, many doctors, penises, homeless people and various other characters. The connotation is one that implies you could store food inside said vagina and it could smoke to perfection due to the fumes and constant internal warmth.

I'd like to hide a pot roast in yours and let it slow-cook for a few days. Then i'd like to clean your crock-puss with a water hose and a stick-up...

by kissing suzy kolber March 31, 2010

crockerphilia

The sexual attraction to Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.

I like Mr.Crocker, so I have crockerphilia.

by gwaaarrrrrlarrrrl October 7, 2013

Crockenboosh

verb - To deliver a thrusting blow to the balls, especially with the fist.

If you don't give me that croquembouche I'm going to crockenboosh you so hard.

by davethecrockenboosher December 22, 2015

crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.

The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004