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Definitions by UrbanWebster

The space between your testicles and anus (balls and anus= banus). See taint.
John kicked me between the legs, but he got me behind the balls, right in my banus.
banus by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
1) An extremely large vehicle once intended solely for heavy-duty amphibious use by military personnel, now common in civilian transportation.

2) An act of fellatio in which the woman hums while performing.
My foot was crushed to pieces when the Hummer backed over it.

I received a hummer last night and reached climax rather quickly.
Hummer by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

britney spears 

A performer of pop music.
Britney Spears recently released a new album.
britney spears by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
1) To cease an activity.

2) A place of interest during travel.
Stop stabbing Michael in the eye with a crayon, young man, you're in third grade now.

Our next stop on the way to Cornhole, Iowa, will be the world's largest ball of twine!
stop by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

fuckstick 

1) A penis.

2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.
When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.

The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.
fuckstick by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

crock of shit 

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.
The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.
crock of shit by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
If you're gonna chunk it, please have the common decency not to do it inside the car.
chunk it by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004