death shit

A bout of diarrhea so intensely painful that it almost kills you.
I woke up at 3 AM and pooped so hard that I thought it would be my death shit.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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banus

The space between your testicles and anus (balls and anus= banus). See taint.
John kicked me between the legs, but he got me behind the balls, right in my banus.
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britney spears

Britney Spears recently released a new album.
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beefer

A noisy and sulfurous fart.
This sick pud just ripped a beefer in my face.
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Hummer

1) An extremely large vehicle once intended solely for heavy-duty amphibious use by military personnel, now common in civilian transportation.

2) An act of fellatio in which the woman hums while performing.
My foot was crushed to pieces when the Hummer backed over it.

I received a hummer last night and reached climax rather quickly.
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stop

1) To cease an activity.

2) A place of interest during travel.
Stop stabbing Michael in the eye with a crayon, young man, you're in third grade now.

Our next stop on the way to Cornhole, Iowa, will be the world's largest ball of twine!
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.
The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.
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