crock-puss

Derogatory term for a particularly loathsome vagina. One that has been explored by many, many doctors, penises, homeless people and various other characters. The connotation is one that implies you could store food inside said vagina and it could smoke to perfection due to the fumes and constant internal warmth.

I'd like to hide a pot roast in yours and let it slow-cook for a few days. Then i'd like to clean your crock-puss with a water hose and a stick-up...

by kissing suzy kolber March 31, 2010

Cock-a-Puss

To fuck the pussy. Take the D to the P real good. Show that poon around pound town.

Imma cock-a-puss tonight braaaaaaahhh. The ho is back in town.

She was grinding on my leg his morning so I did a little cock-a-puss.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Puss Cock

A puss cock is the small, very sensitive erectile organ of a female found at the top of the vagina under a hood of skin. Also known as a clitoris, a puss cock is very similar to a penis in shape and sensitivity. The main difference is it is located on a female in her puss, but looks like a cock. Therefore it is a puss cock.

Josh: dude i saw this one girl with a huge puss cock... it was bigger than my dick!

by BarnacleBill September 25, 2010

puss cock

someone who has a cock but doesn't really have balls

"That little puss cock,Dalton, is a fag."

by charles york November 14, 2007

Crock Pot Pussy

When you hit up yo gurls house lookin' to fuk and shes already cummed all on the flo from the amount of potatoes and carrots shes shoved up dat Crock Pot Pussy

Shawn: Yo bro, I saw you drive up to Rachel house yesterday, did you smash?
Roger: Nah, That bitch already started without me
Shawn: Yo thats fuked up was it with another guy from our school?
Roger: Hell no, it was some damn produce, Ol' Crock Pot Pussy Ass

by ish-mael October 28, 2016

Crock Pot Pussy

Wen u tell yo woman to wear somdin nice, and have dinner ready when yo azz get home. All day she gets dat azz ready slow cookin ready to burst. Unwrap dat fine azz and the juice is flown

Marquise - "yo bitch have dat azz ready tonight black dress I like chitlins n gravy"

Leshonda - "aight boo I got you I'ma Crock Pot my kitty"

Crock Pot Pussy

by D.J.pu$$ June 18, 2023

every puss has its four o'clock

Islander slang. Describes how a tired and ragged look on someones face, that usually occurs around 4:00 pm.

Doctor: "how's the patient doing today?"
Aid: "Every puss has its 4 o'clock"

by Jeff Barouch June 23, 2004