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shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up
We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.
by shitter friend October 05, 2003
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To be crocked

When you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles
bad luck on being crocked last night mate
by gc2008 March 19, 2008
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Adj. Litterally, to be like a crocodile. Either having to do with the appearance of one's skin or one's teeth.
"I need to go to the orthodontist, my teeth are all crocked." or "You're looking a little crocked, you need some Pepto?"
by Inferno April 05, 2003
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