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when your sitting and a female with big butt and tight jeans walks in and you cant help but look at her croch and ass ..because your eye level with it..

"yo i was falling asleep in that meeting until sheila walked in and i just croched watched until she sat down...i was awake with wood..

croch watch by shawnj1215 September 11, 2005

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crotch watch

You know how guys stare at boobs at the mall? The same way, girls and homosexual guys stare at the genital region of passing people.

Guy 1: Actually... it's men who crotch watch (other men); most women don't.

crotch watch by Fractal-Pterodactyl November 23, 2013

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crotch watch

The act in which a homosexual's (usually a male) eyes wander from direct eye contact to the genital region.

Nathan: Man, that dude never looks me in the eye when he talks to me!
Keith: Well, thats because he is on crotch watch

crotch watch by thomas jenkins July 27, 2007

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crotch watcher

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."

crotch watcher by Joe April 7, 2005

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Secret Crotch Watcher

Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.

Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!

Secret Crotch Watcher by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009

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Crotchwatcher

A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.

Check that crotchwatcher scoping for fanny bulge.

Crotchwatcher by Rhinestone Souron October 7, 2006

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crotchwatching

To look at crotch to be a pervert.

i went to the tanning salon and was crotchwatching

crotchwatching by nuuvsc May 8, 2007

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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