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Cristiana 

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A beautiful girl who is loving caring and funny. When she likes a boy she will protect him even if they breakup. She easily forgives people and gives the so many chances. She looks at the bright side of things. She’s is very smart. She get hurt easily and once she’s mad she’s mad and don’t want to mess with her. If you make her friends mad she will try to be nice. She’s very funny and has a weird sense of humor. She will try to make you feel better with her sense of humor. If you are the guy that likes Cristiana don’t mess up anything, no one and nothing compares to Cristiana.
Kimberly: have you meet Cristiana she’s really nice

Nina: I’ve heard maybe we should go talk to her.
Cristiana by Chloeiscool June 4, 2018

Cristela 

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Cristela is a very hardworking women. She loves coffee. She is very outgoing, humorous, funny, talented, and freaking pretty. she has an amazing voice. She's a savage when it comes to trying new things. She's confident in her beliefs. Has a good taste in music. She is very humble and loving. She's a mom to many.
Suzzie: Have you met Cristela?
Angelica: yes! Isn't she great!
Suzzie: yeahh!
Cristela by boozie forever July 18, 2020

Crysterbate 

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The art of crying while you masturbate.
Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster
Crysterbate by leTed August 24, 2008

Cristina

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Is funny, smart ,pretty ,cool, loves animals ,trustworthy ,playful, has a big family, and a big heart ,laughs a lot, shy ,honest (sometimes), and angel never let her go long gorgeous hair tallish ,middle child? Gamer girl ,loving ,thoughtful ,helpful smart ,kind, forgiving ,an amazing friend a goofball, loyal, can be quite and not give an opinion . Can be the best friend ever can be wild and usually calm can be stressed about a lot of stuff like school will do school work had good grades she is just like the perfect person to be with 😊 can be popular but doesn’t hangout with the popular kids because she prefers her normal friend group
Girl1: I am soooo happy Cristina is my friend like she help me with my math homework the other day she’s sooo smart !

Girl2: omg sameee Cristina shared some food with me cause I had already ate mine 😂

Cristina

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The most amazing girl you will meet in your entire LIFE. They are very special so don't loose them. They are unique and not like anyone you will ever meet. They are beautiful inside and out. You can never replace her. She's like the sun after it rains. She's a goddess and extremely powerful. Never get on their bad side and make sure to ALWAYS respect her. She's super awesome to party with. She will light up any room any time. Very intelligent and always honest. Yara's have the best sense of fashion so always listen to them. They are DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! She has a face of an angel and acts like one too. Her smile can light up the darkest days. People strive to be like her. She is a huge sweetheart so be warned for many hugs. She has a thing for romance. You can always count on her to cheer you up. She is the best shoulder to cry on. She is the sexiest person who ever walked this planet. She is also very creative. Their minds are filled with wonderful ideas. She can turn a bad idea to a good one. Never doubt them, they're always doing what they know best. They have the best humor and have the funniest jokes. They can make you smile from ear to ear. They act like ladies and are super attractive. They are also really great kissers. Have the best butts too ;). She is perfect in every way.

Guy 1: Ugh, I need a Yara in my life.

Guy 2: I have one. She's so hot and awesome!

Guy 1: Dang! You are soooo lucky.:(

Guy 2: Yup they are SUPER rare!
There’s nothing better than having a Cristina in your life
Cristina by Happylove January 31, 2020

Cristina

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That one lit ass bitch who makes all the boys and girls go weak. She's fun & cute asf. She's funny and makes everybody around her look dreadful. Get yourself a Cristina if you're prepared to deal with a wild adventurous bad ass. She makes every sore person cry in the corner out of jealousy!
1st person: Ew she's such an ugly hoe... she's dating my crush now -.-
2nd person: Nah you're the ugly hoe. She's a Cristina.
Cristina by Royce Roller June 25, 2017
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